Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Penny Saver: Get Frisky!

My favourite Penny Saver, getting frisky!  I don't know about you but when I'm broke the first thing to go is the gym membership, ok, I don't even have a gym membership, but if I did that would be the first to go.  Who needs the gym when there's so much pretty man candy walking around to get sweaty with?  Now I' not advocating you all run around finding the first man you can find and get naughty, though I'm not against that either.  But if you've got a hunnie then you should certainly get busy! 

Sex is great, it's good for your health, gets rid of headaches, burns tons of calories, makes you kinda high, clears your skin, does the dishes, ok ok, it doesn't do that, but it does make you that pretty pink color and it's free!  But remember, and I know, I'm not trying to lecture, but always always always use protection!  At Halsey Kingdom we have what we affectionately call the Condom Boat at the bottom of the stairs, it's a sculpture of a boat which contains condoms for the house.  It also reasonably proclaims that "we don't want no Halsey babies so wrap it up and enjoy".  

What I'm Listening To:

40 Boys in 40 Nights- The Donnas

P.S.  I work with the Donnas as well and they just started an amazing tour with Pat Benetar and Blondie, really worth checking out for some serious girl power.


  1. plus, i generally feel like crap after a conventional workout.. not so otherwise!

  2. Does the dishes! Hahahha! When I read that I was like "ohhhh if it did..."

    ps- you sound like you have the most awesome job EVER!

  3. What the whaaaa??? Clap Your Hands' studio????!!! eeeeek!!!!

  4. hahaha! i love and totally agree with everything about and in this post!