
Sex is great, it's good for your health, gets rid of headaches, burns tons of calories, makes you kinda high, clears your skin, does the dishes, ok ok, it doesn't do that, but it does make you that pretty pink color and it's free! But remember, and I know, I'm not trying to lecture, but always always always use protection! At Halsey Kingdom we have what we affectionately call the Condom Boat at the bottom of the stairs, it's a sculpture of a boat which contains condoms for the house. It also reasonably proclaims that "we don't want no Halsey babies so wrap it up and enjoy".
What I'm Listening To:
40 Boys in 40 Nights- The Donnas
P.S. I work with the Donnas as well and they just started an amazing tour with Pat Benetar and Blondie, really worth checking out for some serious girl power.
plus, i generally feel like crap after a conventional workout.. not so otherwise!
ReplyDeleteDoes the dishes! Hahahha! When I read that I was like "ohhhh if it did..."
ReplyDeleteps- you sound like you have the most awesome job EVER!
What the whaaaa??? Clap Your Hands' studio????!!! eeeeek!!!!
ReplyDeletehahaha! i love and totally agree with everything about and in this post!
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